Heck, I wouldn’t have gone around looking for aname generatormyself.

But I found Ryder and it’s a keeper.

This app is simple.

Gboard’s editing mode on an Android phone.

There’s only one button which you click to generate a new name.

But don’t let the lack of features dismay you – it’s bloody hilarious.

It’s written all over the title, Ryder generatesmachonames.

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Not fancy Superhero names or Celebrity names.

Macho, carnivorous, bullet-grinding names.

Download the app from thedeveloper’s website.

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Ryder requires OS X 10.5 and higher to run.

Unzip it and enjoy.

I’m currently on Snow Leopard and the app works just fine.

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Like I mentioned before, the app only has one button.

tap on ‘Who?’

and it will generate a new name.

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It also provides you with a ‘Speech’ checkbox.

Enable that, snag the ‘Who?’

button again and it uses Mac’s speech utility to read the name out loud.

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Alright, this is starting to emasculate me so I’ll move on.

I’ll list down some of the names it generated:

Hilarious yet macho, don’t you think?

The first names are really masculine and undeniably butch.

Be sure to check those out as well.

Ryder is an open-source software.

For the rest of us, this is all that matters: Ryder is free.

Remember, it requires Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard and higher to run.